theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

Anyone want to play Have You Ever?

pantydragon:

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fahrlight:

hyperpiglet:

celebrate-the-magic:

I can only answer yes or no. 

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gus seriously im really bored

no limits

do it. anon is on

yooooo the FMK one was hella fun, so if anybody wants to we should also do this you-ask-me-one-I-ask-you-one

I will be RUTHLESS

gerardwaysgay:

does-anything-matter:

i-found-happiness-in-misery:

Oh smosh….

it’s the ‘PLS RESPOND’ that gets me

GERARD DAY

wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up


is that tekken

pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

is that tekken

landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

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